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You Don't Know Me T-Shirt – Vintage Federal Witness Protection Program Graphic Tee - Tank Top - Navy

You Don't Know Me T-Shirt – Vintage Federal Witness Protection Program Graphic Tee

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Show your respect for classic retro humor and satirical Americana with this bold Federal Witness Protection Program t-shirt. Featuring the classic United States seal emblem artwork and clean, authoritative slab serif typography design, this tee represents witty conspiratorial energy, vintage novelty gag vibes, and iconic pop culture irony. Perfect for comedy enthusiasts, vintage tee collectors, or anyone who appreciates a minimalist text-based statement merchandise.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear, casual outings, or as a meaningful gift. Durable print ensures long-lasting color and style.

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Tags: Graphic Hiphop Vintage
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Size Chart

Short Sleeve

Size Width Length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
XXL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Long Sleeve

Size Chest Length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
XXL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Tank Top

Size Chest Length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
XXL2632

Hoodie

Size Width Length
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
XXL2831
3XL3032
4XL3233

Sweatshirt

Size Width Length Sleeve
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
XXL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

Polo

Size Chest Length
S36-3827
M38-4028
L42-4429
XL46-4830
XXL50-5231

Measurements may vary ±1 inch.

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